Friday, January 11, 2013

Tonight's Public Service Announcement to my In-Laws

When you call someone up and try to have a conversation with them, the right thing to do is to NOT yell at the person you're talking to before they finish answering your question.

If you had shut your hole and LISTENED then MAYBE you wouldn't have had anything to get your panties all in a wad over.

I know it's a radical idea. Yet another scheme from the crazy liberal.

But really. It works.

Trust me. I know that's hard for you to do, because I obviously live with my head in the ground and am so naive that I don't know which way is up, but you can trust me. I promise I am not a complete idiot.


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